May 2012
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Just so you know...
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John Legend - Everybody Knows
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Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
A Portuguese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You don't do anything. You then complain about lack of cattle and blame the government.
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April 2012
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"The Social Sciences is just common sense made...
Yup.
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Finals.... FINALS..... FINALSSS?~??!?!?!?#!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Katy Perry - Electric Feel
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Oh mother...
I was cleaning my room just now and I found a Oscar de la Renta shoe box under my bed.
My mom is now hiding shoes from my dad under my bed.
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Final Paper of the Academic Year
“Immigration in Canada: The Effects of Bill C-50 on Immigration Policy and Canadian Multiculturalism”
Though the title may [or may not] sound somewhat interesting, the paper itself is complete and utter shit. I’m quite frustrated with myself. It’s a fairly big, research intensive paper on immigration policy and law, and it’s worth a fairly extensive chunk of my mark...
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Oh.
B: GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
C: I haven't pooped for the last two days, my shit is together. It's like PACKED together.
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March 2012
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What Hillary did next →
If Barack Obama is re-elected in November, one big thing is going to be different in his second term. He will no longer have his relentlessly globe-trotting former presidential rival at his side. As the frazzled aides and reporters who travel regularly in the back of her converted Boeing 757 attest, the job is punishing, especially the way she has chosen to do it.
Since taking office, Mrs...
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Day Off
It’s been a while since I’ve had a complete day off, and today was well needed (and well-deserved, imo).
After going to the doctor and getting some interesting news, my aunt picked me up and we went to dimsum together.
I’m not too sure how they did the math for this… but apparently:
Subtotal: $29.65 with a 20% discount (29.65x.20) = $0.85 discount? 12% tax...
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Go in for a checkup, come out with a potential...
Well then :|
Starbucks lady didn't know what a double short is
#notimpressed
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THREE DAYS, FOUR PAPERS: COMPLETE.
I can’t even BEGIN to express how RELIEVED I am right now :D:D:D
The past three days have been hell, although it’s my fault for leaving everything last minute, yet again. I had one paper due Monday, one due Tuesday, and two due today. I finished Monday’s paper on Sunday, and I finished Tuesday and one of the one’s due Wednesday on Monday, and I spent all day yesterday...
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So...
I think I just got hired for a job that I didn’t apply for within 2 minutes. And I didn’t even talk to the guy that hired me.
Oh, and I start tomorrow :|
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